Well at least were 9th, since its also been 9 years since we were last in the finals
A LESBIAN KISS AND A GAY KISS IN ONE NIGHT
this is why americans arent invited to eurovision
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Greece on scale 1 to 10 how worried are you right now
ExactlyOkay, WHY the hell did she need to butcher that song like that?!
“You may now kiss the groom.”
Eurovision Song Contest 2013, interval act
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Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas.
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When i find myself in times of trouble
Greece comes on to me
speaking words of wisdom
alcohol is free
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Eurovision is the only time where Europe doesn’t feel like we are in Narnia
FOR ONCE A YEAR WE ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET
No wait that came out wrong..
no it came out perfectly
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i want a meatball costume
the meatballs you can find at the IKEA omg
theasgardianhobbitstobaskerville:
AND YOU GET A GAY KISS
AND YOU GET A GAY KISSEVERYBODY GETS A GAY KISS
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